WinRAR CEO Finds New Hope
The tech company WinRAR may be facing bankruptcy in the coming months, but the CEO today rejoiced when an anonymous benefactor by the name of "Gilbert McGiblertface" purchased a copy.
We have managed to track down this mysterious "Gilbert McGiblertface", who told us "I thought it would be funny". Perhaps humour and irony could be another avenue for marketing that this company can pursue for further revenue.
While this latest sale will allow the company's employees to eat for another week, they worry that demand will not increase further, leaving them to continue starving again. Still, they are optimistic and will be hoping others decide to buy their product.